my roommate installed the wifi at our house today.
i’m crying tears of joy as i type this.
my roommate installed the wifi at our house today.
i’m crying tears of joy as i type this.
"she said single ladies was a movement."
"single ladies was a movement?"
"yea, a movement."
"a movement for who?"
"i don't know. i guess for ladies that were single at that time."
i had a dream last night that my ex girlfriend’s twin sister killed beyonce’ and hid her body in the trunk of my car.
i don’t even fucking know.
haven’t done that in ages.
1. i need to get internet in my new house ASAP.
2. i’m sad because it’s starting to hit me that summer is actually over.
at the beginning of summer someone asked me my top three favorite songs, ever. i have finally decided what they are.
i always find it funny how after people break up they always say, “i can do better.” or some other shit like that. i’ll never understand why some people can’t just break up and not talk shit about each other. you claim you love them and some point in time then you bash them. for what? that’s some childish shit to me.
so i got alcohol poisoning for the first time. aren’t i cool?
i got a new job. time to turn up! [:
my best friend attempting to sing “happy birthday” like marilyn monroe cus he knows how much it makes me laugh.
"are we bugging you?"
"no. you never bug me. am i bugging you?"
"no."
"no! never! you're the greatest thing ever that happened to us!"
